A hand is holding a water hose with clear water flowing out against the backdrop of a mechanical or industrial setting, including pipes and machinery.

“It is what it is” – My step-grandpa glen

Real Hose Water

Shop Now

Learn More

I made this website, All by myself.

Get Yours

A narrow, black hose is pouring water into a small pond surrounded by lush greenery. The water surface is dotted with lily pads and aquatic plants, hinting at a tranquil and natural setting. The scene is vibrant with healthy, green grass extending along the pond's edge.

You didn’t make a website.

Explore Options

A green metal garden sprinkler is positioned on the grass, connected to a black hose. The sprinkler has intricate metal parts including a spring and levers, designed to distribute water across a lawn.

CJ and Rob couldn’t do this.

Buy Today

A person is crouched down, holding a hose with water spraying out onto the ground, producing splashes. The background includes a tent and a truck, with a natural setting behind.

Hose Water Essentials

A garden hose coiled onto a portable hose reel with a handle, placed on a concrete surface. The hose is green with a textured pattern and the reel has a black frame with white sides.

Your thoughts are my thoughts now.

Town Fliers

A green garden hose is looped and hanging on a wall-mounted holder against a white paneled wall. The hose extends down to a metal faucet situated on the left side of the image. Shadows of the hose and nearby foliage are cast on the wall, adding depth.

And my thoughts are ours.

Buy Everything

A man is watering plants from a garden hose in an outdoor setting. He is standing among several potted plants of varying types and sizes, with a backdrop of a stone wall and a wire fence. The plants are vibrant and healthy, indicating a sunny day.

There are hoses literally everywhere. “It’s a part of the social landscape and I hate it” – Mary

Explore Your Own World

A neatly coiled black garden hose hangs on a light gray holder attached to a brick wall. The wall is composed of yellowish bricks on the top section and painted cement blocks on the lower section. An outdoor water spigot is visible on the left side of the image, casting a shadow.

Fun for whatever holiday or maybe a work outing? I’ll check it out. I’ll be watching from afar for marketing.

Discover Me

Real Hose Water

Explore Collection

Real Water

An older man with a weathered face and a full gray beard looks directly at the camera. His expression is solemn and reflective, and he has long, dark hair. He is wearing a blue shirt with button details, and the background is a soft, muted tone that complements the portrait's earthy color palette.

”Finally, a product that delivers genuine hose water for everyone. Highly recommended!”

A close-up of a woman's face focusing on the eye area, showcasing detailed makeup with bold eyeliner and well-groomed eyebrows. Her lips are visible in the bottom right, with a natural-looking lipstick. A hand with neatly manicured white nails is positioned near her forehead.

”Real hose water has changed my life. It’s refreshing and truly for the common man.”

Real Hose Water

It was the Spring in your step all the way through Summer. Try to remember anything before drinking from a hose? It’s your first memory. Eventually it will be your only memory.

Shop

I’m surprised you got this far CJ. I didn’t think you could even read. I saw you try karaoke at the Hot Tub Store and you were all nervous about that girl that you were crushing on but she was totally crushing on me and you couldn’t even keep up with the karaoke because I don’t think you can read.