About – Real Hose Water

Real Hose Water

You all drank it, you all survived… Real Hose Water – hydration with nostalgia molecules^*

^* Nostalgia molecules aren’t real, yet… We said the same thing about Roswell and look at us now

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A garden hose with a red and black spray nozzle is hanging against a weathered brick wall. The bricks are uneven in color and texture, creating a rustic appearance.

A stream of clear water flows smoothly from the opening of a yellow garden hose, with a blurred natural background suggesting an outdoor setting.

A close-up view of a gloved hand holding a hose nozzle that is spraying water, with water jets clearly visible against a blurred background.

Tastes like Summer

I once met a girl named Summer, this tastes better than her. She tasted like cigarettes and vodka.

Our Mission

I’m superstitious and my mom always said that would be the end of me. I have to do this first, real real quick though, to prove she’s wrong about me being the stupid one. Who made a webiste? I did, me, I did it, alright peace!.

Quality Water

Discover our commitment to providing real hose water for everyone’s everyday needs.

A person is using a hose to fill a shallow pit with water in a rural, earthy setting. The ground is composed of reddish-brown soil, and the person is dressed in a white headwrap and blue shorts, standing near the water source.

A close-up view of a garden hose attached to a faucet with a brass valve. The hose is blue with a mesh-like texture and connects to a nozzle labeled with text partially visible at the bottom. The background is a plain white surface.

A coiled green garden hose lies on a patch of grass. The grass is mixed with dry, brown patches and lush green areas.

A spray of water is being released from a hose nozzle, creating a fine mist in the air. The background shows a dense forest area with greenery and some sunlight filtering through the trees.

A close-up view of a metallic hose nozzle pouring clear water into a metal container. The water creates ripples and reflections within the container. The scene is brightly lit with minimal shadows.

A pipe wrapped in various colored materials releases water droplets into a field. The background features a green and lush agricultural area under a clear sky. Nearby, a branch and some farming equipment are visible.